Well-on-Its-Way-to-Being-Interesting Blog

why is it that everyone stops blogging when I show up

like what, were you all blogging about me?

elexuscal:

the-wonders-of-unreality:

If you haven’t taken the ‘Which Citizen of Night Vale are You?’ test then you’re missing out. 

oh god i got Steve Carlsburg

I’m just going to sit and try to work out what went wrong in my life

it’s 4am and I would say my mood tonight has been like a pendulum but actually I’ve hit up like basically everything, anxious, happy, depressed, contented, angry, excited, antisocial, social, you fucking name it I have been there tonight

You know, funny story: There’s this craft store called Michaels. Look, my sister knits, and she goes to Michaels. So my sister called me and she’s like, “Oh my god, I’m at Michaels, picking up yarn. You have a poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “What?” She’s like, “There’s a poster, there’s a Falcon poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “Holy s**t!” She’s like, “I’m gonna come and pick you up, and we’re gonna see your poster in this store.” So she picks me up and we go to Michaels.

We go in, and I see the poster and I’m like, “Oh, this is….” She’s like, “I know, I know.” I said, “I’m gonna sign these posters.” I was like, “That would be amazing, you buy a poster and it’s like, actually signed by the Falcon.” Like, it would blow my mind. So I go to the front, I buy a Sharpie, I run back to the back of the store. And she’s like, “I’m gonna take a picture of you signing it.”

I’m in this store and I’m signing all the posters. The manager comes out, he’s like, “Hey, whatcha doing?” I was like, “Oh man, I’m signing these posters so when people buy ‘em, they’re signed.” He’s like, “Well, people are not gonna buy ‘em if they’re signed.” And I was like, “No, no, no, it’s cool. I’m pretty sure there won’t be a problem.” And he goes, “Yeah, but it is gonna be a problem, you’re messin’ up my inventory.” And I’m like, “No, my man, trust me. I mean, I’m the Falcon, that’s me!” And he goes, “Yeah, right. You’re gonna buy those posters.” I said, “What?” He’s like, “You’re gonna buy all those posters or I’m gonna call the police.”

He rolls up all the posters and goes to the front of the store. And I had to buy like 60 Falcon posters that I signed in Michaels.

Anthony Mackie getting in trouble for signing his posters at a Micheals  (x)
goddamn you’re cute

NO YOU ARE

but for real I could take my niblings out and people would assume they were mine like that’s what’s happening in my life I am now a 30yo mum

Reason #42 having long hair is awful

you know I think I do a damn good job of passing as a natural brunette

I own a lot of mismatched knitwear these days

I own a lot of mismatched knitwear these days

I finished my beanie but I can’t tell whether I made it weird or I just look weird in beanies

My plans for winter are literally just “look like a mum but with docs”

My plans for winter are literally just “look like a mum but with docs”

manicbotanic:

I, for one, welcome our future Indian-Chinese lesbian cyborg president.

manicbotanic:

I, for one, welcome our future Indian-Chinese lesbian cyborg president.

ohhhhhh my pulse feels fast but it’s 60 and now it just seems like time is going fast

I would dearly love to be inebriated or unconscious right now

one week since the panic attack

my boss is being super weird about it but it’s mostly just asking me how I’m feeling and letting me doing fuck all at work so it’s actually pretty sweet

parents: if you don’t start being a less disappointing offspring you won’t be living under our roof anymore

parents: OMG NO DON’T LEAVE THE HOUSE AT NIGHT IT’S TOO DANGEROUS