why is it that everyone stops blogging when I show up
like what, were you all blogging about me?
If you haven’t taken the ‘Which Citizen of Night Vale are You?’ test then you’re missing out.
oh god i got Steve Carlsburg
I’m just going to sit and try to work out what went wrong in my life
it’s 4am and I would say my mood tonight has been like a pendulum but actually I’ve hit up like basically everything, anxious, happy, depressed, contented, angry, excited, antisocial, social, you fucking name it I have been there tonight
You know, funny story: There’s this craft store called Michaels. Look, my sister knits, and she goes to Michaels. So my sister called me and she’s like, “Oh my god, I’m at Michaels, picking up yarn. You have a poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “What?” She’s like, “There’s a poster, there’s a Falcon poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “Holy s**t!” She’s like, “I’m gonna come and pick you up, and we’re gonna see your poster in this store.” So she picks me up and we go to Michaels.
We go in, and I see the poster and I’m like, “Oh, this is….” She’s like, “I know, I know.” I said, “I’m gonna sign these posters.” I was like, “That would be amazing, you buy a poster and it’s like, actually signed by the Falcon.” Like, it would blow my mind. So I go to the front, I buy a Sharpie, I run back to the back of the store. And she’s like, “I’m gonna take a picture of you signing it.”
I’m in this store and I’m signing all the posters. The manager comes out, he’s like, “Hey, whatcha doing?” I was like, “Oh man, I’m signing these posters so when people buy ‘em, they’re signed.” He’s like, “Well, people are not gonna buy ‘em if they’re signed.” And I was like, “No, no, no, it’s cool. I’m pretty sure there won’t be a problem.” And he goes, “Yeah, but it is gonna be a problem, you’re messin’ up my inventory.” And I’m like, “No, my man, trust me. I mean, I’m the Falcon, that’s me!” And he goes, “Yeah, right. You’re gonna buy those posters.” I said, “What?” He’s like, “You’re gonna buy all those posters or I’m gonna call the police.”
He rolls up all the posters and goes to the front of the store. And I had to buy like 60 Falcon posters that I signed in Michaels.
|—||Anthony Mackie getting in trouble for signing his posters at a Micheals (x)|
goddamn you’re cute
NO YOU ARE
but for real I could take my niblings out and people would assume they were mine like that’s what’s happening in my life I am now a 30yo mum
I, for one, welcome our future Indian-Chinese lesbian cyborg president.
one week since the panic attack
my boss is being super weird about it but it’s mostly just asking me how I’m feeling and letting me doing fuck all at work so it’s actually pretty sweet